April 2012 ~ FrIeNdShIp MeSsAgE,LoVe SmS,FaMoUs QuOtEs,LoVe StAtUs........AnD..MoRe SmS CoLlEcTiOnC

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Good Friday Sms Collection 2012

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever." He brews 13:8. His life still gives us hope, May you live in his unchanging love. May Jesus who was born in a manger be born again in your Heart? Good Friday! Praying that the Lord Holds you in His Love And blesses u with His grace... on this Holy Day & always! He showed us the way He has long been gone And yet in our hearts His name shines on. Wish u a Holy Friday! Mercy, Peace & Love May the grace & Lord� surround u & b with u on Good Friday the Lord lights up our way into eternal bliss. Good Friday! Praying that the Lord holds you in his love & blesses you with His grace... on dis Holy Day On the Holy day... May His light guide your path... May his love grace your heart... & may His scarifice strengthen your Soul ! Thinking of you on GOOD FRIDAY....! Praying that the Lord fills your Heart with Peace ... Holds you in His Love & Blesses you with His Grace... On dis Holy Day & Always. May the glory of our Savior Strengthen you & May His Graces Shine Upon you On Good Friday & Always ! May the blesssings Of the Lord Shine upon you On dis Holy Day & may he always Keep in his loving care May the Light Of Jumma, Shine In your House. . the Strength of Eemaan, Stay in your Heart. . & May Allah Shower His Countless Blessings On you & your Family on this Holy Day Mercy, Pleace & Love May the grace & Lord .... surround you & be with you on Good Friday 3 dreams of a man: to be as handsome as his mother thinks. to be as rich as his child believes. to have as many women as his wife suspects May on this GOOD FRIDAY we start it with Fasting & Prayers so that we can bring God's mercy & forgiveness on all mankind Lets Pray together. When you face problems in life, don't ask GOD to take them away. Ask Him to show His purpose, Ask ways how to live a day searching his purpose for you. He showed us the way He has long been gone & yet in our hearts His name shines on. Wish you a Holy Friday!

Why Facebook such a hit ?

"Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on d principle dat
"People r more interested in others lyf den their own!

"A Real Fact"

Funny facebook status

funny facebook status msg:

"You always stop and stare,

why not just take a picture of ma profile ?"

IT companies full form

**FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES**

1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT

2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses

4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions

5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems

6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds

8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines

9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings

12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort

13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters

14. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.

15. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

Facebook status

If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana..

Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro "
Kekai likes this!
Comments:
Bharat- Hv fun bro..
Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita,

Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!"
Sita likes this.
Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude!
Hanuman- M wid u bro.. !
Raavan- screwed off monkey
Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey Mmmuuuaaahh"
Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths!

Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here!
Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!"
Hanuman likes this!
Comments : Hanuman- Any1 worth me??
Sita- No hanuman all galz r juz eww!
Raavan- Shut up! Dont say anythng abt my country's lovely chicks!
Sita- lovely LOL..!

After killing Raavan, Ram uploads status- "Yo Ayodhayites, coming bck wid babe n bro B prepared for celebratn.."

Cool

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women.

She turned him into a credit card.

GK information

Amazing(GK) information:

The letters A, B, C and D,
do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99.

The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED.
'A' appears
1st time in THOUSAND.
'B' appears
1st time in BILLION.
'C' appears
1st time in CRORE.

Cricket

"I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar." -Brian Lara(WI)

"V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin" Mark Taylor(aus)

'Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it."-Hashim Amla(SA)

"He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also.-Waqar Younis(Pak)

"There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(ZIM)

"I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(AUS.)

"I c myself when i c Sachin batting.-Don Bradman(AUS)

"Do your crime when Sachin is batting, bcos even God is busy watching his batting. -Australian Fan

Barack Obama "I don't know about cricket but still I watch cricket to see Sachin play..Not b'coz I love his play
its b'coz I want to know the reason why my country's production goes down by 5 percent when he's in batting"

Beautiful and truthful

Beautiful and truthful quote:

"If you smile wen no one else is around,
you really mean it !!"

Keep

Lol

Dear "LOL" and "Hmmmmm"
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Thank you for always being there, when i have nothing else to say..:D
good mrng

Newton 3rd law

Newtons 3rd law of motion:
"A woman who Springs on a man's Spring during Spring!
Springs a surprise by getting an OFFSPRING by next SPRING"!!!

Meanings of places

13.Funny meanings of places in english
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1=Large State
"Maha-Rastra"
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2=Place of Kings
"Raja-Sthan"
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3=Mr. City
"Shri-Nagar"
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4=Rhythm of Eyes
"Nayni-Tal"
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5=Face
"Surat"
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6=Unmarried Girl.
"Kanya-Kumari"
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7=No Zip.
"Chen-Nai"
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8=Come in Evening.
"Aa-Sam"
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9=Go and Come.
"Go-Aa"
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10=Answer State.
"Uttar-Pradesh"
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11=Make Juice.
"Bana-Ras"
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12=Do Drama.
"Kar-Natak"
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13=Green Gate.
"Hari-Dwar"
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Amazing INDIA.

Sit and study

"SIT & STUDY"
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D above stunts are performed by
trained professionals under controlled
environments. Please DON'T TRY THIS
AT HOME , SCHOOL OR ANY WHERE :- )

Cool Message

The fact that we can't kiss our elbow
Is enough to make us realize that something in life may seem to be very close to us.
But is still beyond our reach..!:-)

Mistakes

Your first mistake was leaving me,
your second mistake was giving me the chance to realize that
I could live a better life without you ..

Feelings

From All The Toys In The World,

People Choose

"Feelings"

To Play With !!

Battles

Some battles have to be fought alone,

Some paths have to be crossed alone,

So never be emotionally attached with someone,

You never know when u have to walk alone

Honest

To be honest with you,
I don't have the words to make you feel better,
but I do have the arms to give you a hug,
ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about,
and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again.

Smile

Smile when you are in pain,
For a smile can make your lighter.
Smile even if someone hurts your feeling,
For a smile can win heart over.
Smile when you adore someone very much,
For a smile can reflect your love.
Smile even when you are depressed,
For a smile can give a healing touch.
Smile if you are not beautiful enough,
For a smile can enhance your beauty.
Smile with all your heart,
Since it costs nothing but gives everything.
For a smile can win your enemies.
If it ever happens that some people
is too tired to give you a smile,
why not you leave one of yours.