"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." - Aldous Huxley
Saturday, November 12, 2011
Hear my soul speaks
"Hear my soul speak: The very instant that I saw you, did My heart fly to your service." - William Shakespeare
Not everything
"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein
Significant problem
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein
Saturday, November 5, 2011
Thursday, November 3, 2011
“HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND
“happy birth da 2 U”
May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.
May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
AMEEN.
live your life
You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday
belated happy b’day
my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U
Observe your birthday now
As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.
Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
These common things aren’t really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you.
Fly in the plane of ambition
“Fly in the plane of ambition,
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.
and land on the airport of success,
Luck is yours,
wish is mine
may ur future
always shine. . .
With LOTZ LOVE
“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YOU”.
Today is your day
Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!
On this special day,
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
Why do couples hold hands
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
If I Met You On Tomorrow
If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give
You My Heart If You Should Say,
“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,
“Till Death Do Us Part”
Happy Anniversary
You My Heart If You Should Say,
“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,
“Till Death Do Us Part”
Happy Anniversary
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
How true my feelings were
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Nothing in this world Could ever be
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
I LOVE U are words just three
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Marriage is that relation between
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
Long after our anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
Two Guys Are Chatting..
wo Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
That special day is here again
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
I’m sending this bouquet of love
I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
A happy new year
A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I’ve played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year.
Happy New Year
Wishing You Happy New Year,
May You always keep in ur Heart the
Special Beauty and Cheer of
Happy New Year
May You always keep in ur Heart the
Special Beauty and Cheer of
Happy New Year
happy new year
For last year’s words belong to last year’s language
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year
And next year’s words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year
Happy Christmas
May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas
Merry Christmas
May your world be filled with warmth and good cheer this Holy season, and throughout the year. Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christmas!
Happy Eid MUbarak
EiD is LoVe..,
EiD is Beauty..,
EiD is Dedication..,
EiD is Happines..,
My EiD wishes to U &
Ur family!
“EID MUBARAK”
EiD is Beauty..,
EiD is Dedication..,
EiD is Happines..,
My EiD wishes to U &
Ur family!
“EID MUBARAK”
EID MUBARAK
!(*
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[;] ! (*
[;] ,-”"”-,
[;]..”"”"”"..
[;];;;;;{};;;;[] aslmkm aap sab ko “EID MUBARAK”
EID is a Combination of 3 meaningful words
E:Embrace with open Heart
I:Inspire with impressive attitude
D:Distribute pleasure to all.
khushi ka tarana ek saaz de raha H
wo Eid ka chand awaz de raha H
mubarak ho apko EID ki khushiya
Ye Dil apko mubarakbad de raha H..(~_~)
/\
[;] ! (*
[;] ,-”"”-,
[;]..”"”"”"..
[;];;;;;{};;;;[] aslmkm aap sab ko “EID MUBARAK”
EID is a Combination of 3 meaningful words
E:Embrace with open Heart
I:Inspire with impressive attitude
D:Distribute pleasure to all.
khushi ka tarana ek saaz de raha H
wo Eid ka chand awaz de raha H
mubarak ho apko EID ki khushiya
Ye Dil apko mubarakbad de raha H..(~_~)
Happy Eid MUbarak
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||| _.-^-._ * *
||| ((((()))))
“;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”
EID ka nur
Sirf apke lye
Wish u hppy EID,;,;,;
||| _.-^-._ * *
||| ((((()))))
“;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”
EID ka nur
Sirf apke lye
Wish u hppy EID,;,;,;
Tuesday, November 1, 2011
Funny Quotes
What is Red and
goes Tring Tring.?
Guess
TOMATO
the Tring Tring was
to confuse you..
.
OK again
What is Red and goes
Tring Tring.?
guess
Black Phone
the Red was to confuse you..
.
OK again
what is Red and goes
Tring Tring.?
guess
CAKE
both Red and Tring Tring was to confuse you..
.
OK again
what is Red and goes
Tring Tring.?
guess
FIRE ENGINE
and you thought I was confusing you.
.
And that’s how they
ask in the exams.!
Be ready..
goes Tring Tring.?
Guess
TOMATO
the Tring Tring was
to confuse you..
.
OK again
What is Red and goes
Tring Tring.?
guess
Black Phone
the Red was to confuse you..
.
OK again
what is Red and goes
Tring Tring.?
guess
CAKE
both Red and Tring Tring was to confuse you..
.
OK again
what is Red and goes
Tring Tring.?
guess
FIRE ENGINE
and you thought I was confusing you.
.
And that’s how they
ask in the exams.!
Be ready..
College
3 Students Didn’t
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said “Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn’t study.”
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
3 Days Time.
After 3 days all three
were seated in
Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Question…
.
.
.
.
.
WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d. Back Left.????
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said “Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn’t study.”
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
3 Days Time.
After 3 days all three
were seated in
Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Question…
.
.
.
.
.
WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d. Back Left.????
After that
After deliberating a while, this was the draft of their appropriate response:
Dear Son:
NOt much to NOtice here on the NOrth side of town since you left for NOrthwestern. NObody doing NOthing Noble.
Enjoyed having you home for Thanksgiving in NOvember and Christmas. NOthing is the same since you left.
Loved your NOte; write aNOther one when you have time.
Have to go NOw.
Mom & Dad
Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
“What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.
“That is the talking clock”, the man replied.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked.
“Watch”, the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.
Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall “KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It’s two AM in the morning!
Blind Date
“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her 21 year old roommate.
“Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.”
“Wow! That’s a very expensive classic car. What’s so bad about that?”
“He was the original owner.”
Correction
Deciding to take a day off from his important job, a young hot-shot broker went back to visit some of his professors at his old school. Entering the school, he saw a dog
attacking a small child. He quickly jumped on the dog and strangled it. The next day, the local paper reported the story with the headline “Valiant Student Saves Boy From
Fearsome Dog.”
The broker called the editor of the paper and strongly suggested that a correction be issued, pointing out that he was no longer a student, but a successful Wall Street broker.
The following day, the paper issued a correction, with a headline that read, “Pompous Stock Broker Kills School
Mascot.”
Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
“Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out.
“To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?”
The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally the professor continued.
“Physics saves lives,” he said, “because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”
Exam by chance
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.
The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet. Heads meant true, tails meant false.
The young student finished the exam in 30 minutes, while the rest of the class was sweating it out.
Suddenly, during the last few minutes, the young student began desperately throwing the coin and sweating profusely.
The moderator, alarmed, approached the student and asked what was going on.
“Well, I finished the exam in half an hour,” said the student, “but I thought I ought to recheck my answers.”
Dear Son:
NOt much to NOtice here on the NOrth side of town since you left for NOrthwestern. NObody doing NOthing Noble.
Enjoyed having you home for Thanksgiving in NOvember and Christmas. NOthing is the same since you left.
Loved your NOte; write aNOther one when you have time.
Have to go NOw.
Mom & Dad
Talking clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.
“What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.
“That is the talking clock”, the man replied.
“How’s it work?” the friend asked.
“Watch”, the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.
Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall “KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IDIOT! It’s two AM in the morning!
Blind Date
“How was your blind date?” a college student asked her 21 year old roommate.
“Terrible!” the roommate answered. “He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce.”
“Wow! That’s a very expensive classic car. What’s so bad about that?”
“He was the original owner.”
Correction
Deciding to take a day off from his important job, a young hot-shot broker went back to visit some of his professors at his old school. Entering the school, he saw a dog
attacking a small child. He quickly jumped on the dog and strangled it. The next day, the local paper reported the story with the headline “Valiant Student Saves Boy From
Fearsome Dog.”
The broker called the editor of the paper and strongly suggested that a correction be issued, pointing out that he was no longer a student, but a successful Wall Street broker.
The following day, the paper issued a correction, with a headline that read, “Pompous Stock Broker Kills School
Mascot.”
Physics
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.
“Why do we have to learn this stuff?” one young man blurted out.
“To save lives,” the professor responded before continuing the lecture.
A few minutes later the student spoke up again. “So how does physics save lives?”
The professor stared at the student for a long time without saying a word. Finally the professor continued.
“Physics saves lives,” he said, “because it keeps certain people out of medical school.”
Exam by chance
A young student reported for a final examination that consisted of only true/false questions.
The student took a seat in the hall, stared at the test for five minutes, removed a coin from his pocket and started tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet. Heads meant true, tails meant false.
The young student finished the exam in 30 minutes, while the rest of the class was sweating it out.
Suddenly, during the last few minutes, the young student began desperately throwing the coin and sweating profusely.
The moderator, alarmed, approached the student and asked what was going on.
“Well, I finished the exam in half an hour,” said the student, “but I thought I ought to recheck my answers.”
funny
A letter by a college student
The parents of a Northwestern student who just headed back from holiday received this letter:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Univer$ity life i$ $o wonderful! Cla$$e$ this $e$$ion are intere$ting, my cla$$mate$ are the be$t!
But after $pending all my ca$h on Chri$tma$ pre$ent$, I am in a little need for $ome $pending money for book$ and $uch. But don’t want to $end the wrong $ignal$ home.
Love
Your $on
The parents of a Northwestern student who just headed back from holiday received this letter:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Univer$ity life i$ $o wonderful! Cla$$e$ this $e$$ion are intere$ting, my cla$$mate$ are the be$t!
But after $pending all my ca$h on Chri$tma$ pre$ent$, I am in a little need for $ome $pending money for book$ and $uch. But don’t want to $end the wrong $ignal$ home.
Love
Your $on
Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.?
WHY is a Lecturer
Greater as compared
to a Mother.?
Bcause a mother can
put only 1 child to sleep, but…
A lecturer cAn put the
Whole clAss to sleep….!
Greater as compared
to a Mother.?
Bcause a mother can
put only 1 child to sleep, but…
A lecturer cAn put the
Whole clAss to sleep….!
