Saturday, September 10, 2011

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How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Friday, September 9, 2011

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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

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Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

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Does killing time damage eternity?

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Does killing time damage eternity?

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Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mine?

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Do steam rollers really roll steam?

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Do fish get thirsty?

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Consider one of the most perplexing questions of our time: Where do' solutions go when a candidate gets elected?

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Can you repeat the part after "Listen very carefully "?"