Thursday, April 5, 2012

Good Friday Sms Collection 2012

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever." He brews 13:8. His life still gives us hope, May you live in his unchanging love. May Jesus who was born in a manger be born again in your Heart? Good Friday! Praying that the Lord Holds you in His Love And blesses u with His grace... on this Holy Day & always! He showed us the way He has long been gone And yet in our hearts His name shines on. Wish u a Holy Friday! Mercy, Peace & Love May the grace & Lord� surround u & b with u on Good Friday the Lord lights up our way into eternal bliss. Good...

Monday, April 2, 2012

Why Facebook such a hit ?

"Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on d principle dat "People r more interested in others lyf den their own! "A Real Fact"...

Funny facebook status

funny facebook status msg: "You always stop and stare, why not just take a picture of ma profile ...

IT companies full form

**FUNNY FULL FORMS OF IT COMPANIES** 1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT 2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output 3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses 4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions 5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems 6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping 7. BAAN: Beggars Association And Nerds 8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines 9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly 10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors 11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings 12. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort 13. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lacklusters 14. PSI: Peculiar...

Facebook status

If facebook existed in the times of Ramayana.. Ram uploads status- "Going on long vacation with babe n bro " Kekai likes this! Comments: Bharat- Hv fun bro.. Sita- Yipee!!! Wen raavan abducts sita, Ram uploads status- "Raavan, u r soo bloody screwed!" Sita likes this. Comments: Raavan- Bring it on dude! Hanuman- M wid u bro.. ! Raavan- screwed off monkey Soon, Ram writes on Sita's wall- "Dont worry babe, m cming soon.. LOVE U honey  Mmmuuuaaahh" Laxman, Sita n Hanuman like ths! Sita's status UPLOAD- "Gawd! No fashion sense here! Every woman luks like a fat monkey!!" Hanuman likes this! Comments...

Cool

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit car...

GK information

Amazing(GK) information: The letters A, B, C and D, do not appear in the spellings of 1 TO 99. The D appears 1st time in HUNDRED. 'A' appears 1st time in THOUSAND. 'B' appears 1st time in BILLION. 'C' appears 1st time in CROR...

Cricket

"I want my son to become Sachin Tendulkar." -Brian Lara(WI) "V did not lose 2 a team called India, v lost 2 a man called Sachin"   Mark Taylor(aus) 'Nothing bad can happen 2 us if v were on a plane in India wit Sachin Tendulkar on it."-Hashim Amla(SA) "He can play that leg glance with a walking stick also.-Waqar Younis(Pak) "There r 2 kind of batsman in the world. 1 Sachin Tendulkar and 2. all the others .-Andy Flower(ZIM) "I have seen God. He bats at no.4 for India in tests.-Matthew Hayden(AUS.) "I c myself when i c Sachin batting.-Don Bradman(AUS) "Do your crime when Sachin is batting,...

Beautiful and truthful

Beautiful and truthful quote: "If you smile wen no one else is around, you really mean it !!" Keep...

Lol

Dear "LOL" and "Hmmmmm" . . . . . . . . . . Thank you for always being there, when i have nothing else to say..:D good mrng...

Newton 3rd law

Newtons 3rd law of motion: "A woman who Springs on a man's Spring during Spring! Springs a surprise by getting an OFFSPRING by next SPRING"!!!...

Meanings of places

13.Funny meanings of places in english . 1=Large State "Maha-Rastra" . 2=Place of Kings "Raja-Sthan" . 3=Mr. City "Shri-Nagar" . 4=Rhythm of Eyes "Nayni-Tal" . 5=Face "Surat" . 6=Unmarried Girl. "Kanya-Kumari" . 7=No Zip. "Chen-Nai" . 8=Come in Evening. "Aa-Sam" . 9=Go and Come. "Go-Aa" . 10=Answer State. "Uttar-Pradesh" . 11=Make Juice. "Bana-Ras" . 12=Do Drama. "Kar-Natak" . 13=Green Gate. "Hari-Dwar" . Amazing  INDI...

Sit and study

"SIT & STUDY" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . D above stunts are performed by trained professionals under controlled environments. Please DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME , SCHOOL OR ANY WHERE :-...

Cool Message

The fact that we can't kiss our elbow Is enough to make us realize that something in life may seem to be very close to us. But is still beyond our reach..!:...

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Mistakes

Your first mistake was leaving me, your second mistake was giving me the chance to realize that I could live a better life without you .. ...

Feelings

From All The Toys In The World, People Choose "Feelings" To Play With ...

Battles

Some battles have to be fought alone, Some paths have to be crossed alone, So never be emotionally attached with someone, You never know when u have to walk alone...

Honest

To be honest with you, I don't have the words to make you feel better, but I do have the arms to give you a hug, ears to listen to whatever you want to talk about, and I have a heart; a heart that's aching to see you smile again....

Smile

Smile when you are in pain, For a smile can make your lighter. Smile even if someone hurts your feeling, For a smile can win heart over. Smile when you adore someone very much, For a smile can reflect your love. Smile even when you are depressed, For a smile can give a healing touch. Smile if you are not beautiful enough, For a smile can enhance your beauty. Smile with all your heart, Since it costs nothing but gives everything. For a smile can win your enemies. If it ever happens that some people is too tired to give you a smile, why not you leave one of your...

Afraid of losing

:. I'v aLwyz beEn afraiD of LosiNg peopLe whom i LiKe sO mucH. but sOmeTimEs i keEp askiNg myseLf. . IS thEre aNy1 who'LL b afraiD of LosiNg mE tO0 .: :...

Genuine

Sometimes a genuine apology, a simple heart felt "I'm Sorry" can change everything and start to mend the deepest wound...

Weakness

An apology may be a sign of weakness, but having the courage to go up to someone and say sorry is a strength, that not many people have.. I am sorr...

Thursday, March 29, 2012

Read caps word reversely.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB (hint- it should be 5) Read caps word reverse...

Read each word reversely

Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREV...

cat

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word c...

In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

Your girlfriend is: Smart. Intelligent. Sweet. Talented. Excllent. Romantic. In short she is your S.I.S.T.E...

April fool sms

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump fr...

Fact

Fact1: You can not touchyour lower lip with your tounge…Fact2: After reading this,99/100 idiots would try ...

April fool sms

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose??? Your Own Stupid...

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Valentines Day SMS Messages Collection

Valentines Day SMS Messages Collection love valentines day sms, funny valentines day messages, happy valentines day greetings, best valentines wishes, romantic valentines text msgs Happy Valentines Day from me to you. So glad i sent a card to you. You know how I feel you know what i want. So when you're ready help me out. Tonight I'll be the man of your dreams. Tomorrow I'll be the man of your life. I'll take your hand I'll take your mind. I'll take you to a little place of mine. I'll see you smile I'll see you cry. But I'll never be a man who cheat or Lie's. That Awkward Moment, When You...

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Dog

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word do...

Thursday, February 2, 2012

Romantic Valentine's Day Quotes

Romance is in the air as Valentine's Day is approaching. It is the day which gives you the opportunity to express your true feeling of love and affection to your loved ones. Impressing your partner with different romantic activities and words is what you have always been constantly working towards. The right words of love and affection is something that has always been able to melt the hearts of lovers from ages. You must also either be searching for some great ideas to impress your partner or finding it hard to define the depth of your love for him/her. If that is true, then here are some great...

Valentine's Day Quotes for Friends

Valentine's Day is the day to celebrate love and people woo their loved ones with gifts, chocolates, flowers and much more. But the fact is, nothing can ever beat the power of words when it is about expressing your feelings. We all have friends but we rarely manage to be expressive and tell them that our life is incomplete without them. Valentine's Day is not only meant for lovers but also for friends who can't live without each other. So this Valentine's Day, let your buddy know what their friendship means to you. Some pleasantly sweet words can bring a cute smile on your pal's face and those...

I Love You Quotes

The three magical words 'I Love You' are the best words to say or to hear from your beloved. No matter how many times you say it to your partner, its charm never fades out. Time and again it adds exuberance to your relation and can make an ordinary moment an extraordinary one. If you are finding it hard to express your feelings to your lover, then you can easily share your feelings through these love quotes. Or if you want some famous romantic love quotes for your beloved, then here are some beautiful sayings and quotes from some legendary personalities. Read on!I Love You SayingsMature love says:...

Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Valentine's Day is a day of spreading the message of love and affection. Celebrated throughout the world on 14th February every year, this day was named after Saint Valentine of Rome who was martyred in AD 269. It's beautiful when you express your love to your beloved and Valentine's Day is the best day when you get a reason to share some great moments with them. It's more beautiful when you express your feelings to them in a light hearted and humorous way. With these humorous quotes given below, celebrate the day of love with a big smile on your face.Funny Valentine's Day Sayings “There is a...

Happy Valentine's Day Quotes

Valentine's Day is a beautiful day to express and celebrate love and people try to woo their loved ones with roses, gifts, chocolates and much more. But nothing can beat the power of words when you need to express your feelings to your loved ones. A quote can simply say what is in your heart. While romantic quotes helps you to easily convey your feelings to your companion, a simple beautiful quote can bring a bright smile on your darling's face and you can make him/her laugh by saying some funny lines or quotes too. Valentine's Day is not only meant for lovers but also for friends who can't live...

Short Poems

Poems are the best way to express human emotions and feelings since ancient times. They can vary on terms of size, kind, and relationships. Reciting a short romantic poem on the romantic evening of Valentine’s Day would definitely add four moons to your romantic celebrations. Now, you must be thinking of finding some meaningful short poems for your loved ones to add that extra zing. Do not worry. With this section of cute, sweet, and beautiful short poems, you need not search for them elsewhere. Simply scroll down and choose a poem that perfectly fits into your Valentine's Day festivity. Go ahead...

Poems For Parents

The day of love, Valentines Day is celebrated on 14th February every year. This day is said to be the most suitable day to say “I love you” to anyone whom you love the most in your life. This love is just not restricted to your companion or lover but to other people as well. On this Valentines Day, celebrate the day with those most lovable persons in your life, your parents. Make this day special for them by spending the day with them and gifting them some memorable time. As they say, poems are one of the special ways to depict your feelings. Then, how about reciting a beautiful poem, filled with...

Poems For Girlfriend

Love is one of the purest feelings in the universe that makes us feel special and valued. It is an integral part of any relationship, whether it’s a girlfriend-boyfriend relation, or a husband-wife relationship. But you need to express your feelings in order to win your ladylove by pampering her with gentle care and affection. Now that Valentine's Day is nearing, you would obviously want to do something special to win her for life and make an inerasable place in her heart. Reciting a beautiful poem is just of the many different ways to make her day truly memorable. And to do this, you need not...

Friendship Poems

Valentine’s Day is a special festival to celebrate love and affection for your near and dear ones. This day is observed on 14th February all around the world with great spirits of celebration and festivity. Love can be of many types and amongst them, the most precious is friendship. Truly said, friendship is a flower which blooms in the heart of friends and spreads its breeze in their lives. So to make this special relation of friendship deserve a special mention, gift your friends a sweet and loving poem. Friendship poems have always reinforced the bonding between friends and made them even stronger....

Love Poems

Celebrating all special occasions of your life with your beloved is the best gift you can give to him/her. And what better than Valentine's Day can be as that most special occasion to celebrate your love and togetherness! As Valentine’s Day is round the clock, you wouldn’t want to leave any stone unturned to transform it into a memorable celebration. Though there are numerous ways to express your feelings and emotions, but the most romantic and distinguished way is to read out a poem that oozes your heartfelt sentiments. But if you are not proficient at writing down something original, do not...

Poems for Kids

Valentine’s Day is a day to celebrate the spirit of love that is known to be the preeminent emotion in the world bringing humans together. Kids have always been called as angels and messenger of love. Thus, while celebrating this blissful festival, kids should not be left behind. Shower your love for your children, with some Valentine’s Day poems. Poems speak out a variety of things expressing your cordial feelings and sentiments for your children. To make your task easy, we bring you a collection of lovely Valentine’s Day poems for kids. You can use them in kids’ homemade Valentine’s Day cards,...

Funny Poems

Commemorated on 14th February throughout the world with immense joy, passion, and grandeur, Valentine’s Day is a day for lovers. Couples exchange tokens of love and affection through cards, gifts, flowers, and other gift items. However, apart than romance, humor and laughs also forms an integral part of our lives. Little would you know that humor too can add a different flavor and twist to any occasion, even if it is the romantic festival of Valentine’s Day! To perfectly express humor, poems are best way to divulge emotions. Find some hilarious and side-splitting poems as you move ahead with your...

Boyfriend Poems

Valentine’s Day is a perfect day to give words to your feelings and say it out aloud. Celebrated on 14th February every year, it is a dedicated day of love and romance. As such, poems are a great way to express your emotions and sentiments in a rhythmic way. They give an intense happiness to make the love of your life feel special. On this Valentine’s Day, make your sweet boyfriend feel special by reciting a poem with all your heartfelt love. Let him know the intensity of your feelings through this expressive medium. As you scroll down through these lines, you will find some carefully selected...

Valentine’s Day Poems

Poems shape our life by guiding us in the right direction and tracking us on the correct path of life. And whether its parents, siblings, friends, or spouse, they play a prominent significance in all walks of life. Love is believed to be the most beautiful and purest feeling in the world. And there is no better way to express this heavenly feeling called love than binding it in romantic love poems. No other language is superior and comforting than them that emotes feelings of a true lover. Whether you have to convey your love to your sweetheart or reveal how much you miss them, these love poems...

Girlfriend SMS

There must be ocean of feelings that are bursting out from your heart. If permitted, you could have shown your heart to the girl who has taken your soul. But you have to remain contented with words only. If you were a painter, you would have painted her face on the walls of your house. If you would have millions to spend, you would have made yet another Taj Mahal for your sweetheart. If you could write poems, you probably would have written books describing how beautiful and precious she is to you. After all, she is the most beautiful girl in the world for you. Her cute smile makes your day; her...

SMS to Friends

Friends are the integral part of life. Without them life is boring and empty. They are people who fill our life with joy and happiness. If friends are around you, no pain and misery can stay for long. They make you laugh, they make you cry, they are always there for you. You may be sitting quietly behind the class, crying alone, drenched in the world of gloominess. Suddenly, out of no where, your friends would appear and place their hands around your shoulders. You try to push them, but instead they do something silly, which makes you laugh. These selfish mean creatures are no one but your friends....

Romantic SMS

Love is the most beautiful feeling in the world, but it becomes painful when your loved ones are away from you. You miss them; you remember the every single moment you lived together; you recall the moments, joy and sorrow, happiness and grief, everything that you shared with each other; those buses, streets and places remind you of them and you wish they would appear from nowhere and hold you. Waiting for a day feels like years, with every passing thought dragging you towards them all the more. You are ready to walk thousand miles to spend a moment with them. This Valentine’s Day, articulate...

Love SMS ,valentine's day

Agreed, love is a pure feeling and it doesn’t need a specific day to express itself. Just like you don’t wait for a particular time and day to fall in love, same way expression is also not dependent on a single day. The moment you see the person, your eyes meet and your heart tells she is the one among the whole crowd that belongs to you. If God could permit you, you would spend the whole life with her looking into her eyes. The entire world fades away in background as you caringly hold her hand and she places her head on your shoulder. Sound purely romantic and blissful? But with the ever increasing...

BoyFriend Valentine's Day SMS

Boyfriends are always easy to make but hard to maintain! They need attention, they need admiration and they certainly want someone to see if they are fine. This is all about boys and their cocky attitude. But, one thing which stands common between boys and girls is the need for love and appreciation. Boys, too like girls, love to be mollycoddled and pampered. It is just that they fail to express the same, which is why most of the times, their feelings go overlooked and unnoticed. This Valentine’s Day, make your boyfriend feel special and loved, for it is not just you who deserves all the attention....

BoyFriend Valentine's Day SMS

Boyfriends are always easy to make but hard to maintain! They need attention, they need admiration and they certainly want someone to see if they are fine. This is all about boys and their cocky attitude. But, one thing which stands common between boys and girls is the need for love and appreciation. Boys, too like girls, love to be mollycoddled and pampered. It is just that they fail to express the same, which is why most of the times, their feelings go overlooked and unnoticed. This Valentine’s Day, make your boyfriend feel special and loved, for it is not just you who deserves all the attention....

Valentine’s Day SMS

You probably are having a crush on a sweet girl whom you know. Every time she comes in front of you, your heart flutters and there is a sweet pain inside. You want to tell her your true feelings but are waiting for a right moment. So what could be a better occasion than Valentine’s Day? The season is back again and there is so much love in the air. You might don’t know if she really likes you and waiting you for to say it first. Don’t worry for Valentines Day gives you a perfect chance to express your true love. Don’t hesitate to tell her how much you love her. If you really love someone and looking...

How to Say I love You

t's one of those things that are simple but if not handled with care can entangle a person in a hurtful and painful mess, getting out of which can be quite a pickle. What is it? It's the ever popular, knee-shaker, tongue-twister and tears-jerker of a phrase named "I Love You". Those who've traveled both sides of the hedge in a little fantasy town called "Love" are well aware of how excruciating the lack of it or how exuberant the abundance of it can be. If not tackled right, it will have you land on the not so better side of the hedge. But if the heart is pure and the feelings true, things will...

How to Say I love You

t's one of those things that are simple but if not handled with care can entangle a person in a hurtful and painful mess, getting out of which can be quite a pickle. What is it? It's the ever popular, knee-shaker, tongue-twister and tears-jerker of a phrase named "I Love You". Those who've traveled both sides of the hedge in a little fantasy town called "Love" are well aware of how excruciating the lack of it or how exuberant the abundance of it can be. If not tackled right, it will have you land on the not so better side of the hedge. But if the heart is pure and the feelings true, things will...

How to Propose to a Guy

First things first, so let's clear the smoke out of the way. Yes, guys too like to be wooed by girls as much as girls like to be wooed by guys. Secondly, if you both love each other and want to be with each other for the rest of your lives, then make use of the first piece of information and take him by surprise. How? By proposing to him; he'll be least expecting it. It's no longer a taboo and more and more girls are doing this, which can be the most romantic thing to do. How to go about it? Well, you probably know your guy better than anybody else. Everything, right from the time of proposal...

How to Propose to a Girl

At last, you have found the person with whom you wish to spend the rest of your life and grow old. And with Valentine's Day approaching, you wish to pop out that special question to your true love to marry you. Well, congratulations on finding the ideal partner and getting this far. But would you want the entire charm and excitement of proposing to your ladylove seem tasteless simply by presenting flowers and the ring? Quite bland and old-fashioned! Also, your darling would be expecting something unique and different from what the world usually does. Do not let your sweetie down. Instead, add...

Romantic Proposal Ideas

At last, you have found the person with whom you wish to spend the rest of your life and grow old. And with Valentine's Day approaching, you wish to pop out that special question to your true love to marry you. Well, congratulations on finding the ideal partner and getting so far. But would you want the entire charm and excitement of proposing to your ladylove seem tasteless simply by presenting flowers and the ring? Quite bland and old-fashioned! Also, your darling would be expecting something unique and different from what the world usually does. Do not let your sweetie down. Instead, add some...

Short Valentine’s Day Jokes

The world celebrates Valentine’s Day to express your deep love and true emotions to your loved ones. This beautiful day has had a great influence on everyone since ages, be it a kid, youngster, or even an old person. People of every genre eagerly wait for this festival to arrive and celebrate it in the most unique way possible. The preparations, or the spirit of Valentine’s Day to be precise, start days before. These are evident from shops and malls bejeweled with Valentine's Day symbols of hearts, flowers, chocolates, cupids, and jewelry. This Valentine's Day, put a trivial change to your conventional...

Valentine’s Day Mom Jokes

Valentine’s Day is an annual celebration of love and romance commemorated on February 14th. Considered to be the best day of expressing your love towards your loved ones, this day is observed by people of all ages across the world. This love is not centralized only to your companion, girlfriend or boyfriend, but also for other people whom you love and have a special place in your life. And above all, who better than your mother can be that most special and loved person in your life, right? A mother is the one because of who we are into this world and are leading this beautiful life. Yes, we do...

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