How to Annoy People at Work
1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2)Practice making fax and modem noises.
3)During meetings, disassemble your pen and "accidentally " flip the cartridge across the room.
4)Staple papers in the middle of the page.
5)ALWAYS TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON
6)type only in lower case.
7)dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither
8)While making presentations,occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
9)In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage. "
10)Ask your co-workers mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles. "
