An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: "Tail gunner to pilot... Tail gunner to pilot.. "The eagle says "what do you want? "The mouse asks how high up they are. The eagle thinks for a moment and then says "ohh about 5,000 ft. "The mouse then replies "You wouldn't be shitting me now, would ya?? "
