Saturday, November 12, 2011

World

"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." - Aldous Huxl...

Hydrogen

"There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life." - Frank Zap...

Eyes

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal." - Henry Fo...

Light

"Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness." - Chinese Prove...

Money

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J. Paul Get...

World blind

"An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind." - Mahatma Gand...

Doctor

"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines." - Frank Lloyd Wrig...

Wisdom

"Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency." - Lewis Perelm...

Democracy

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Krist...

Hear my soul speaks

"Hear my soul speak: The very instant that I saw you, did My heart fly to your service." - William Shakespea...

Difficult

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." - Winston Churchi...

Ask her

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done." - Carl Friedrich Gau...

Not everything

"Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einste...

Sunshine

"What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but, scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable." - Joseph Addis...

God

"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Stick...

Afraid

"Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon 'em." - William Shakespea...

British

"Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if the British Empire and its Commonwealth last for a thousand years, men will still say, 'This was their finest hour'." - Winston Churchi...

World market

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Wats...

Back

"But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near." - Andrew Marve...

Ring

"I'm not going to get into the ring with Tolstoy." - Ernest Hemingw...

Good idea

"I think it would be a good idea." - Mahatma Gand...

Significant problem

"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einste...

Blood

"A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood." - General George S. Patt...

"Not only is there no God, but trygod finding a plumber on Sunday." - Woody All...

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Beauty

"The beauty of the heart is the lasting beauty." - Ru...

Thursday, November 3, 2011

“HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND

“happy birth da 2 U”May ALLAH give u lotsof such joys &happy moments.May U live long &live happy. May worries,thoughts,angers &bad lucks remainaway 4m u.I wish u good luck.A nice & lovely life 2come. Bright &joyful future & allthe goods that Ucan ever Wish or think off.I wish, may ur dreams come true& all sadthoughts off.AME...

live your life

You were crying when u were bornwhile evrybody was laughing thereAs u live 2 blow a thousand candles,live ur life humbly so thatu would b the one laughing when u dieand everybody else would be crying.Happy Birth...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

SUN LIKES THE SUNDAYMOON LIKES THE MONDAYBUT I LIKES ONEDAYTHATS YOUR BIRTH...

belated happy b’day

my plane was crashed but i m ok,my car was stolen yesterday,i missed the bus,&my mobile’s battry was also verylow,thats y i can’t get u yesterday,plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2...

Observe your birthday now

As we observe your birthday now,Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.These common things aren’t really you,Ribbons, paper hats and such.We celebrate a person whoBrings happiness to everyone,Someone who gives more than she gets,And fills our lives with joy and fun.So Happy Birthday, and many more!We hope you make it to a hundred and two,Because we cannot even dreamWhat life would be like without y...

Fly in the plane of ambition

“Fly in the plane of ambition,and land on the airport of success,Luck is yours,wish is minemay ur futurealways shine. . .With LOTZ LOVE“Happy BIRTHDAY 2 YO...

Today is your day

Cos today is your day,its an opportunity for u to know thatu are special and special things are for u today,i wish u all the best.Happy birth day. Love...

On this special day,

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share,lasts ur lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my L...

Why do couples hold hands

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….It is just a formality,like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight beg...

If I Met You On Tomorrow

If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still GiveYou My Heart If You Should Say,“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,“Till Death Do Us Part”Happy Annivers...

Hoping that the love u shared years ago

Hoping that the love u shared years agoIs still as strong today as it wasthen Bringing u much joy , loveand happiness To celebrate again.Happy Annivers...

How true my feelings were

How true my feelings wereI found out to be The best thingin my life Was when you married meThank you my loving wife(loving Husband),For the years we share I know onething for sure We make a wonderful p...

Nothing in this world Could ever be

Nothing in this world Could ever beAs wonderful as the love You’ve given meYour love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Wedding Annivers...

I LOVE U are words just three

I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever st...

Marriage is that relation between

Marriage is that relation betweenman and women in whichthe Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual andthe Obligation Reciprocal”.Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversa...

Long after our anniversary

Long after our anniversaryAndthis greeting has been thrown awayThink of the thought behind it,Each and everyday,Happy Annivers...

Two Guys Are Chatting..

wo Guys Are Chatting..Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Bac...

All my love for you FREE!

All my love for you FREE!wishinguaveryhappyANNIVERSARY...

Happy Anniversary

Happy Anniversaryand Mayyour marriage be Blessed with love,joy And companionshipFor all the years of your liv...

That special day is here again

That special day is here againThe day we took our vowsYou’re just as special to me todayAs you still get me aroused.Happy Anniversary Lo...

I’m sending this bouquet of love

I’m sending this bouquet of loveTo say that I love you so muchI hope I say it often enoughI want you to know it’s true,On this special occasionI want to remind youThat you are my everythingAndmy love is true,Happy Anniversary Lov...

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,As u make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding Annivers...

Merry Christmas and happy new year

Wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Y...

Happy Christmas and happy new year

Wish you all a Merry Christmas and Happy New Y...

A happy new year

A happy New Year! Grant that IMay bring no tear to any eyeWhen this New Year in time shall endLet it be said I’ve played the friend,Have lived and loved and labored here,And made of it a happy ye...

Happy New Year

Wishing You Happy New Year,May You always keep in ur Heart theSpecial Beauty and Cheer ofHappy New Y...

happy new year

For last year’s words belong to last year’s languageAnd next year’s words await another voice.And to make an end is to make a beginning.Happy New Y...

Happy Christmas

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christ...

Merry Christmas

May your world be filled with warmth and good cheer this Holy season, and throughout the year. Wish your Christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry Christ...

Merry Christmas

May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here’s wishing you a Merry Christm...

Happy Eid MUbarak

EiD is LoVe..,EiD is Beauty..,EiD is Dedication..,EiD is Happines..,My EiD wishes to U &Ur family!“EID MUBAR...

EID MUBARAK

!(*/\[;] ! (*[;] ,-”"”-,[;]..”"”"”"..[;];;;;;{};;;;[] aslmkm aap sab ko “EID MUBARAK”EID is a Combination of 3 meaningful wordsE:Embrace with open HeartI:Inspire with impressive attitudeD:Distribute pleasure to all. khushi ka tarana ek saaz de raha Hwo Eid ka chand awaz de raha Hmubarak ho apko EID ki khushiyaYe Dil apko mubarakbad de raha H..(~...

Happy Eid MUbarak

/\ ~ * * *||| _.-^-._ * *||| ((((()))))“;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”;”EID ka nurSirf apke lyeWish u hppy EID,;,...

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Funny Quotes

What is Red andgoes Tring Tring.?GuessTOMATOthe Tring Tring wasto confuse you...OK againWhat is Red and goesTring Tring.?guessBlack Phonethe Red was to confuse you...OK againwhat is Red and goesTring Tring.?guessCAKEboth Red and Tring Tring was to confuse you...OK againwhat is Red and goesTring Tring.?guessFIRE ENGINEand you thought I was confusing you..And that’s how theyask in the exams.!Be read...

College

3 Students Didn’tprepare for a Test.They made a plan.They went to theDEAN next morningand said “Sir we hadgone for a weddingand our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to pushall the way, so wecouldn’t study.”The DEAN agreesand gives them3 Days Time.After 3 days all threewere seated inDifferent Rooms.The paper consistedof Just 1 Question….....WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?a. Front Rightb. Front Leftc. Back Rightd. Back Left.?...

After that

After deliberating a while, this was the draft of their appropriate response:Dear Son:NOt much to NOtice here on the NOrth side of town since you left for NOrthwestern. NObody doing NOthing Noble.Enjoyed having you home for Thanksgiving in NOvember and Christmas. NOthing is the same since you left.Loved your NOte; write aNOther one when you have time.Have to go NOw.Mom & DadTalking clockWhile proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den.“What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked.“That is the talking clock”, the man...

funny

A letter by a college studentThe parents of a Northwestern student who just headed back from holiday received this letter:Dear Mom and Dad:Univer$ity life i$ $o wonderful! Cla$$e$ this $e$$ion are intere$ting, my cla$$mate$ are the be$t!But after $pending all my ca$h on Chri$tma$ pre$ent$, I am in a little need for $ome $pending money for book$ and $uch. But don’t want to $end the wrong $ignal$ home.LoveYour ...

Lecturer Greater as compared to a Mother.?

WHY is a LecturerGreater as comparedto a Mother.?Bcause a mother canput only 1 child to sleep, but…A lecturer cAn put theWhole clAss to sleep...

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